Who am I? Do you really want to know?

I am 5'2" tall. What that measures in centimeters, I don't know.
I'm American, and therefore hopelessly non-metric.

I drink decaf. Shoot me.

I like to live on the edge of the country and be able to hear the birds sing and smell the horses in the pasture, but close enough to town to be able to get there in less than 10 minutes.

I like to collect rocks.
Yep, that's right. Rocks.

I am a nerd, and therefore not that cool, but does cool even apply once you're in your late-thirties?
Irregardless, I don't mind being a nerd. I think it's kind of cool.

Blue, green or black can be my favorite colors, depending on the day.
Oh yes and I also like orange. Sometimes.

This website is woefully outdated. To see my latest work, email me at sassafrassmolly [at] gmail.com